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secret #2

world domination plans

these world domination plans belong to keyaira. do not try and steal, do not commit theft. anyone who does such things will have to deal with the consequences (such as immediate death once these plans go into play).

you have been warned...

  1. finish building weapons of mass destruction
  2. kidnap every elvis impersonator
  3. kidnap every (good) scientist
  4. select up to 40 people who are allowed to survive
  5. destroy all of my enemies
  6. move to finland (bring the elvis army)
  7. deploy weapons of mass destruction on every country except finland
  8. use brute force with your elvis army to bring the finnish people to their knees
  9. any survivors from other countries will be hunted down and brought to finland, they will be enlisted to the army since they were strong enough to survive
  10. remaining land and territory that wasnt exploded using weapons of mass destruction now belong to me (keyaira)
  11. anyone who tries to fight immediately dies (the elvis army)
  12. the kidnapped scientists will work on technology to make me immortal
  13. society will be to my liking (that is a different list)
  14. i rule the world forever
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